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Hi, i'm Tim. 23, student, Auckland. I post random shit I like on here.


thespacegoat:

zacksplosion:

gimmegrimmy:

thecityofpawnee:

nerdmodeactivated:

tea-in-the-tardis:

bakuraryou:

OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS

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AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND

I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED

THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.

SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.

We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes.

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THAT WAS ONE TIME

HE WAS ELECTED TWICE.

(via humorking)

— 22 minutes ago with 599474 notes
worldofthecutestcuties:

I took my cat on his first walk yesterday

worldofthecutestcuties:

I took my cat on his first walk yesterday

(via jtb50)

— 1 hour ago with 202603 notes
whendinosaursruledtheearth:

tastefullyoffensive:

Supercat

This is what my cat thinks she is every second of every day

whendinosaursruledtheearth:

tastefullyoffensive:

Supercat

This is what my cat thinks she is every second of every day

(via jtb50)

— 3 hours ago with 52996 notes

officialunitedstates:

wizkhalifornia:

officialunitedstates:

follow me on instagram

what is it

a photosharing and social networking service

(via verticaliciouss)

— 4 hours ago with 57367 notes

jerkofficial:

looking back at your first url 

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(Source: twinking, via happiest)

— 6 hours ago with 138950 notes
gentlemanbones:

These almond cookies are very aggressive.

gentlemanbones:

These almond cookies are very aggressive.

(Source: reddit.com, via line-james)

— 9 hours ago with 191655 notes